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For reference, I am around the 30-year-old point in my life. Some of you might already be thinking, "those are definitely for old ladies...
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Miracle Jeff
Oct 14, 20203 min read
Wrestling With Your Friends: Do's and Don'ts
So if you're like me, you'll probably find yourself this Friday sipping on a 1-liter bottle of Four Roses with a buddy, watching The...
Dr. Rye
Oct 5, 20203 min read
Besides Bourbon: Our Drinks of Choice
I can confidently speak for my fellow #BodybyBourbon writers when I say that, besides water AKA the lifeblood of all living creatures, we...
Dr. Rye
Oct 4, 20202 min read
Ducks With Hats On
Maybe I'm feeling lazy today. Maybe I've had a few middle managers call me "predictable" or "flabby" in a conference call. I might not...
Angry Mike
Oct 2, 20202 min read
How Long Do You Keep Your Lunch Meat For?
There's always a constant debate happening in my kitchen. Is this slimy? Is that slimy? Hey Mrs. Mike, IS THIS SLIMY?! The reason I'm in...
Dr. Rye
Oct 1, 20203 min read
An Interview with Chris Daughtry of "Daughtry"
As I sat at an empty table, microphones set up, my producer in the corner, waiting for our guest to arrive, I couldn't help but feel a...
Miracle Jeff
Sep 30, 20201 min read
LET'S HAVE A DANCE PARTY!
First thing's first, let's get a jam going! Play this song: C'mon everyone! You've had a long day. Let's just let loose a little bit, eh?...
Dr. Rye
Sep 30, 20202 min read
When To Be Neat vs. When You Should Rock
So the blog has been taken over lately by other very important news and has cast our muse, our pet, our reason for the season, #bourbon...
Miracle Jeff
Sep 29, 20202 min read
Where is My Son?
Seriously can't find him anywhere. I assume he's fine, he's 8 now and is a man. He's also comically oversized at 5'9", 150 lbs. Good...
Angry Mike
Sep 29, 20206 min read
67 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Read This Article
This is not an article to be read. I mean, there are 67 reasons why you should just skip this one... need I say more?
Miracle Jeff
Sep 28, 20203 min read
3 Reasons Why My Best Friend is a Dog
A lot of people have lifelong companions. "My best friend Alice from kindergarten," one might say, "has always been there for me. It's...
Dr. Rye
Sep 28, 20203 min read
Greatest Fear by #BBB Writer
Listen, we live in a world full of uncertainty. There's no guarantee when you lay your beautifully permed head down against the pillow...
Miracle Jeff
Sep 25, 20202 min read
BREAKING: Every Answer to Quiz "80085"
On the scene at local Tilted Rock Middle School, I assumed I was just there to pick up the unused chunky erasers that are no longer being...
Dr. Rye
Sep 25, 20202 min read
When Should I Drink My Evan Williams 12-Year?
When I visited the bourbon trail last year, I was graced by the Bourbon Gods and given the opportunity to purchase Evan Williams 12-Year...
Angry Mike
Sep 25, 20202 min read
Why Math is Wrong and I am Right
I don't want to take up a lot of your time here today, this ramble will be concise and strictly to the point of what is ticking me off...
Miracle Jeff
Sep 24, 20202 min read
How Old is My Grandma?
Seriously though. I'm not entirely sure. Is this something all of my #BodyByBourbon #TripleBGang clan know? Not my actual grandma. Photo...
Dr. Rye
Sep 24, 20203 min read
Power Rankings: Early 2000's Computer Applications
When I'm not enjoying an Evan Williams 12-Year in my executive suite, I like to reminisce back to simpler times. No, not back to the days...
Miracle Jeff
Sep 24, 20203 min read
Top 5 Couples Halloween Costumes
Can you feel it in the air? That brisk, crunchy leaf vibe radiating through the atmosphere. It's fall, baby. And I could have an entire...
Miracle Jeff
Sep 23, 20203 min read
Farting in Your Cubicle: Do's and Dont's
Remember what a cubicle is? For a lot of us still working from home, a cubicle is a deep and distant memory. I think I can remember it...
Miracle Jeff
Sep 23, 20202 min read
Why V-Neck Shirts are Cool
I'm not sure the exact date it all happened, but sometime between 2012 and 2014 V-neck shirts exploded onto the scene. Don't get my...
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