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Angry Mike

Oct 2, 20202 min read

How Long Do You Keep Your Lunch Meat For?

There's always a constant debate happening in my kitchen. Is this slimy? Is that slimy? Hey Mrs. Mike, IS THIS SLIMY?! The reason I'm in...

Angry Mike

Sep 29, 20206 min read

67 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Read This Article

This is not an article to be read. I mean, there are 67 reasons why you should just skip this one... need I say more?

Angry Mike

Sep 27, 20202 min read

The Dark Truth Behind Angry Mike

It's true. There was a time where I wasn't always known as "Angry Mike." In fact, I was simply "Mike" until I was 24 years old. This...

Angry Mike

Sep 25, 20202 min read

Why Math is Wrong and I am Right

I don't want to take up a lot of your time here today, this ramble will be concise and strictly to the point of what is ticking me off...

Angry Mike

Sep 23, 20202 min read

Why it's Actually OK to Sing WAP

Alright so by now we've all experienced the cultural phenomenon that is WAP. If you're old or out of it or whatever just follow this link...

Angry Mike

Sep 22, 20202 min read

Writing is a Crapshoot

Writers. A dying breed. The few and far between. The book worms. The losers. Think of the coolest kid in your high school. Was he a big...

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