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Miracle Jeff
Oct 16, 20202 min read
Buy or Sell: Erotic Novels
For reference, I am around the 30-year-old point in my life. Some of you might already be thinking, "those are definitely for old ladies...
Miracle Jeff
Oct 14, 20203 min read
Wrestling With Your Friends: Do's and Don'ts
So if you're like me, you'll probably find yourself this Friday sipping on a 1-liter bottle of Four Roses with a buddy, watching The...
Miracle Jeff
Sep 30, 20201 min read
LET'S HAVE A DANCE PARTY!
First thing's first, let's get a jam going! Play this song: C'mon everyone! You've had a long day. Let's just let loose a little bit, eh?...
Miracle Jeff
Sep 29, 20202 min read
Where is My Son?
Seriously can't find him anywhere. I assume he's fine, he's 8 now and is a man. He's also comically oversized at 5'9", 150 lbs. Good...
Miracle Jeff
Sep 28, 20203 min read
3 Reasons Why My Best Friend is a Dog
A lot of people have lifelong companions. "My best friend Alice from kindergarten," one might say, "has always been there for me. It's...
Miracle Jeff
Sep 27, 20202 min read
Save a Life: Don't Name Your Kid Schuyler
Or Skyler. But any version of Schuyler. This is your child. Your family. Your kin. Treat him with some respect. For this piece, I've gone...
Miracle Jeff
Sep 25, 20202 min read
BREAKING: Every Answer to Quiz "80085"
On the scene at local Tilted Rock Middle School, I assumed I was just there to pick up the unused chunky erasers that are no longer being...
Miracle Jeff
Sep 24, 20202 min read
How Old is My Grandma?
Seriously though. I'm not entirely sure. Is this something all of my #BodyByBourbon #TripleBGang clan know? Not my actual grandma. Photo...
Miracle Jeff
Sep 24, 20203 min read
Top 5 Couples Halloween Costumes
Can you feel it in the air? That brisk, crunchy leaf vibe radiating through the atmosphere. It's fall, baby. And I could have an entire...
Miracle Jeff
Sep 23, 20203 min read
Farting in Your Cubicle: Do's and Dont's
Remember what a cubicle is? For a lot of us still working from home, a cubicle is a deep and distant memory. I think I can remember it...
Miracle Jeff
Sep 23, 20202 min read
Why V-Neck Shirts are Cool
I'm not sure the exact date it all happened, but sometime between 2012 and 2014 V-neck shirts exploded onto the scene. Don't get my...
Miracle Jeff
Sep 22, 20202 min read
Why Golf Will Be the Death of Me
Tell me if you've been here before. Your group text with your foursome is chatting it up all week getting ready for your tee time...
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