Alright so by now we've all experienced the cultural phenomenon that is WAP. If you're old or out of it or whatever just follow this link and don't be upset with me upon opening. It's shocking without a doubt upon first listen, especially when you live in a family-oriented community and hear the 8-year-olds singing it to each other as they ride on their Razor scooters. Also shout out to Razor for still being relevant to today's youth after all of these years. Take one of those in the shin and childbirth seems like pink eye.
Anyway, WAP is basically a song, sung by females, that celebrates and glorifies some of the functions that we learned about in 7th grade health. It's easy to withdraw from this exercise and say "Dear lord! These young women are disgusting." But honestly, this is a tale as old as time. While describing the reaction to arousal in an explicit genitalia-centric manner is indeed a bit much for some listeners, our male counterparts have been doing the same thing for years.
Now, I could completely tarnish this sacred blog by providing a breakdown of countless examples of men describing their most sensitive of organs in a similar, if not far more extreme manner, but that's not what I'm here to do. I'm taking off my angry hat here and keeping the peace. If you see a heard of intoxicated college-aged women singing in hoards all about their "WAPs," great them with a smile. A tip of the hat. Dare a say, a "you go girl." Let these women have their time. I'm not a feminist, nor a sexist, I'm barely a sex as it is. I'm just saying embrace the women that are brave enough to sing about their "WAPs" in public. I mean really... what a hoot! Party on girls.
Think this song should be banned from the airwaves? Let us know, you pig. Piggy. Sound off in the comments.
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