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Miracle Jeff

Oct 16, 20202 min read

Buy or Sell: Erotic Novels

For reference, I am around the 30-year-old point in my life. Some of you might already be thinking, "those are definitely for old ladies...

Dr. Rye

Oct 1, 20203 min read

As I sat at an empty table, microphones set up, my producer in the corner, waiting for our guest to arrive, I couldn't help but feel a...

Dr. Rye

Sep 30, 20202 min read

So the blog has been taken over lately by other very important news and has cast our muse, our pet, our reason for the season, #bourbon...

Miracle Jeff

Sep 29, 20202 min read

Seriously can't find him anywhere. I assume he's fine, he's 8 now and is a man. He's also comically oversized at 5'9", 150 lbs. Good...

Angry Mike

Sep 29, 20206 min read

This is not an article to be read. I mean, there are 67 reasons why you should just skip this one... need I say more?

Dr. Rye

Sep 22, 20203 min read

Let's face it, bodies come in all shapes and sizes. Some people manipulate their genetics during their natural aging process by visiting...

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