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Miracle Jeff

Sep 27, 20202 min read

Save a Life: Don't Name Your Kid Schuyler

Or Skyler. But any version of Schuyler. This is your child. Your family. Your kin. Treat him with some respect. For this piece, I've gone...

Miracle Jeff

Sep 23, 20202 min read

I'm not sure the exact date it all happened, but sometime between 2012 and 2014 V-neck shirts exploded onto the scene. Don't get my...

Miracle Jeff

Sep 22, 20202 min read

Tell me if you've been here before. Your group text with your foursome is chatting it up all week getting ready for your tee time...

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